Celtic Heroes

This post is intended to be amusing - I do understand mobs are digital, and part of the server content which is down. This is simply suppose to be an attempt at entertainment to pass the time while servers are down:

I like to think that, when servers are down, all the mobs gather in the tavern, sit down for a large flagon of Lir's Summer Ale (seasonal release only), Aggragoth's Breath Grog, or Efnisien Black Stout (black like his soul), and discuss tactics/strategy. Maybe they gripe about server lags, maybe they grumble about the servers/clans that continue to kill them and steal their loot; or perhaps they sit and reminisce about the old platform/graphics, when life was simpler for them.

How do you see these conversations going?

@Krill (hope this isn't considered naming & shaming) - I would expect to see something entertaining from you, given your wit and imagination.

I bet they cuss alot

Tavern is my favorite area in the game. The best music, no people to annoy usually, and sometimes I find people there that truly need help as they seek regen from relaxing mood.

Most of the bosses all gather around at the tavern talking rubbish but there are a few bosses who do their own little things.
Like redbane goes back home to visit his brother iron spike and they talk about the good Old days.
Falgren goes back to the Druid coves to meet up with his old pal deadroot who surprisingly isn't red anymore
And last but not least shivercowl leaves the grotty sewers and goes and has a drink with all his buddies in dustwither catacombs these are only a few things we hear about who knows what all the legacies get up to...

I bet tavern mobs bangin each other to make more offsprings. No other explanation for more and more npcs every update!!!

Come to think of it I can imagine. all oversized mobs stay outside and mess around with each other lol.

I bet tavern mobs bangin each other to make more offsprings. No other explanation for more and more npcs every update!!!

And then when the servers go live ._. we kill all the chickens that were added .-.

Someone decide to delete a thread I posted. I guess it contained too much honesty for these fake forums. Perhaps I shouldn't continue helping these "staff" members run their game from the inside. People suffered for years. Not that anyone cares. Goodluck

Btw thx for all free virtual wealth due to lazy programming, atleast it got u to update ur engine.

I bet tavern mobs bangin each other to make more offsprings. No other explanation for more and more npcs every update!!!

And then when the servers go live ._. we kill all the chickens that were added .-.

Then u die._.

Gelebron must be talking about how the lag saved his life so many times.