Celtic Heroes

The WuTang Clan exists.

Entry to the WuTang Clan is extremely selective, though once in you will enjoy its ways. The WuTang Clan is not actively recruiting, nor does it accept unsolicited requests. Entry to the WuTang Clan is the sole discretion of the player behind Prospero.

You may be invited to the WuTang if you exhibit some of the following traits:

You are seemingly intelligent (as demonstrated through game play or forum content).
You agree to the terms of clan membership, which will be laid out below.
You understand the game, Celtic Heroes.
You are (ideally) an alt of a high level character.
You are not interested in the terms of Guardian nor General.
You do not expect the WuTang to give you quest items like thyme, fettlecaps, drybones, rotten flesh, nor green presents.
You do not expect the WuTang to be a competitor.
You enjoy CH, and want to recapture the feeling you had when you played for the first time.
You are fine being the only clan member online. This will be most of the time, probably.
You want to leave other clan baggage at the door, and fall into anonymity for an hour or so.
Some other undisclosed requirements.

Rules/Terms

1. Don't talk about WuTang Clan.
2. Don't be serious.
3. Drops go where they land. The WuTang does not collect anything. If cloth scraps fall on you while grouped, they are yours; If you get a pristine wolf pelt while you are solo, it is yours. You may do with it as you wish.
4. The WuTang admires Plato's Republic. However, many do not. As such, there are no Guardians nor Generals. Why? Because people with power abuse it. They let in their friends or their level 1 alts, (or worse yet, their lvl 120 main!) and then all hell breaks loose. Prospero is the sole character with the power to give membership. Therefore, the ranks of the WuTang Clan are Recruit - Clansman - Chieftain. No questions.
5. Don't ask Prospero who his main is. You will be gone and blocked.
6. No KSing. The WuTang doesn't need enemies. Hagvar is a fast spawn. Wait it out.
7. At this time, the WuTang considers King Gostprew to be a FFA situation, though we don't expect to get there any time soon.
8. No begging for drops or money. Prospero is broke. The Player spent all account money decking out the main in OW gear.
9. Other terms TBA.

In exchange for accepting the above rules, you get to have a wicked clan name above your head. Simple as that.

The WuTang Clan is currently focused on the starting quest line. All members should have Hagvar and the Alemaster in their sights, though it is not necessary to have the quest yet. WuTang is forgiving in this regard, and the clan will be taking down Hagvar as many times as it takes to get all clannies through that bump in the quest. The Alemaster is repeatable, and we will take him out.

Our medium term goal is to make it to the throne room in Crookback, and the first room of DC. The WuTang will not be collecting, nor handing out lesser energy pendants, so get that out of your mind right now. Drops go where they land.

So... You want in, do you?

If the WuTang is not actively recruiting, and does not accept direct requests, how does one get in?

If the Player likes you, your alt may be invited. A simple system seems to be the following.

1. Prospero will, from time to time, give out a code word to certain high level characters. When these people log on their alt, they could say the password to Prospero to gain entrance. (This new system means that the Player behind Prospero will not know who your high level is, but will know that it is one of several people.)

See you in game.

(edited to reflect new clan rules and a new method for possible entry.)

Why did I read this in a Jack Black voice

Haha, this made me laugh.

Whatever floats you boat, L.C. Jack Black certainly works, though I was thinking more Wallace Shawn (circa The Princess Bride) when I wrote it.

Regardless, it's comments like yours that will be noticed by management. Good show. If admitted, it is guaranteed that you will never have to hand in your hard earned drops so that the Chieftain and Generals can profit. You will still be a Clansman at best, but you will never have to worry again about some inactive 14 levels below you being twinked.

Alb, if you think this is funny, you should see me in clan chat... I'm a one man show... and audience.

Just so peeps know --

This ain't me.


Have gotten quite a few pms on this and figured I'd make sure everyone knows that.

Look like a post I'd do - yup
Look like a clan name I'd make - no (not witty enough)


Anyway, I think it's a funny post as well.


Good luck to the little ones.

Lol Loki

THE LOki chimes in!!! Excellent!

I must say that I am not only touched, but also flattered, ecstatic, flabbergasted, and outraged (I'll get to the last one in a moment).

Yes, I owe a lot of this post to LOki. It was his original post ("A new update brings new clan ideas" [or something to that effect]) which gave me some of the baselines. I drew upon his ideas... no question. I would have mentioned his post in mine, but... to tell you the truth, I was fishing for LOkis. Mentioning him in my post would have separated us. That I didn't mention him, created the desired effect: someone else mentioned me to him. So to all of those who PMed LOki, I must say thank you: that is your most ultimate gift to me.

But let's face it, when it comes to the idea of drops stay where they fall... LOki was talking discs and frags; I was talking wolf pelts and cloth scraps.

However, LOki, myself, and those like us, are my target audience: People who wish to fall into oblivion... yet who want to retain some semblance of inclusion. LOki has stated on the forums that he would, for the time being, play an unknown. The WuTang Clan is a place for those like-minded people.

Now, as for the wittiness of the clan name? Hmmmm. I suppose I could have been more clever, if I had thought about it. To tell you the truth, I merely saw that the Wu-Tang clan (in music) wasn't a clan in game. It just seemed to fit.

Prospero receives tens of whispers each time he is on requesting admittance to the WuTang.

While we appreciate your desire to be associated with the WuTang, it was clearly stated that no direct solicitation should be attempted.

As such, Prospero has blocked nealry half the server.

A new system has been devised which involes the same code word being given to several people. This way Prospero won't know who is who, but will know that it is a respected person.

Kinda reminds me of sonic895 and Infinity of my world.... Brainless people hiding alts ( No offense bud )

Indeed, Maori... indeed.

I must say that I am not terribly certain how I am not supposed to take offense when you suggest that I remind you of a brainless person... But then I realized that you just don't understand the post.

It's not your fault, though. I took the liberty of looking at your posts on this forum, and can guess your ballpark age. Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to discriminate against your age... I know plenty of bright young people. But your age does tell me that you quite possibly don't get satire.

So here's the thing... the post and everything is in jest. It is poking fun. It's taking the piss. It's clowning around. Oh the WuTang Clan exists, you can bet your bottom dollar... but that is irrelevant. It is taking a jab at all the posts about... oh forget it.

I can see that even during your grounding you didn't learn how to spell the word "you," so I don't know why I would expect you to learn what I am trying to teach (no offense bud)