From: THEONLYDICE, Chieftan of Cult
Yes.........Another recruitment post.........................cough cough join my clan cough cough. I will not make this super serious because that's not what this is. I am offering YOU, yes YOU, an offer of your lifetime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JOIN MY CLAN (its called cult, and you can probably understand why I didn't just straight up say join my cult) FREE CANDY AND WIFI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Disclaimer: Candy may not arrive within any set amount of time. Wifi is the wifi you're already using.).....................................And for those of you looking for the dramatic part where I describe the purpose of my clan, the story, and what the goals are, here it is: One day, I was just sitting around the castle. Twas a snowy day, and I was freezing. I was only level 5 at the time. I was called THEONLYDICE, but I never really diced... (You should be sad right now) I cried. Suddenly, I had an idea. I wanted to make a joke cult! I started shouting, "JOIN MY CULT!" and people ran to me. Somehow, I amassed a whole 2 members that day. (Considering I wasn't even planning on making a clan, this made things pretty serious) I thought, wow... I invited them to my original clan, which was THEONLYDICERS. (I was the only person in it at the time, until I invited them. Afterwards, I bought a clan banner, and left THEONLYDICERS. The 2 first recruits joined my new clan...................(Drum roll please)................................ Tah Dah........"Cult" From there, we've grown to 3 pages in a couple weeks. We have no level requirement for joining. (This is partially because we're desparate...but also because it doesn't matter to me your level as long as you contribute/be active. Now as for bosses, that is where...well, we can take down quite a few, but in the Otherworld, thats where things get tricky. (We beat Veruca Pussfingers or something, and a bunch of bosses for cool items in Lir's Reach and stuff in shale and Stonevale) Anyways, now the goal. I guess to get on the same level as Res, although that will take a long time, and a lot of leveling XD. So yeah, join my cult (it's a clan) and pm me if you have any questions or wanna join
