The power of Toby the Chicken is at your command.
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 1:23 am
Brave Heroes...
Surely you all are so interested in doing the impossible: Slaying the mighty dragon Mordris, singlehandedly! You shall be the envy of all Celts!
But that is only possible with the divine powers of Toby. Purchase Toby from me for only 100k! 90% off! Cheap for such a good item, eh?
So today, heroes!
Get your chicken!
And remember:
Toby likes you...
you like Toby...
purchase him today!
Surely you all are so interested in doing the impossible: Slaying the mighty dragon Mordris, singlehandedly! You shall be the envy of all Celts!
But that is only possible with the divine powers of Toby. Purchase Toby from me for only 100k! 90% off! Cheap for such a good item, eh?
So today, heroes!
Get your chicken!
And remember:
Toby likes you...
you like Toby...
purchase him today!