Celtic Heroes

I wanna scratch your huge magical sack!

Lmao the title cracked me up

I love Pikels huge magical sac.

Now I want to hear the quest for the magical hairy clam.

Lol what the hey? I love pixels magical sack!

LOL I Love pikels huge magical sack!!! I WANT ONE

I LOVE PIKEL's HUGE MAGICAL SACK!!!!

Welcome back dear reader. Yes, yes, I slept quite well actually, i trust you did too? Great! Now, I believe i was telling you about Pikels latest adventure... If I can just remember where it was that i left off.. "Just gotten to the swamp you say? Indeed, quite right you are....

So Pikel appeared in the swamp and immediately knew that something was different. Looking around, he realizes that the evil Dryads who usually infest this area are no where to be found. His Huge Magical Sack begins to incessantly tingle, seems to be a bit more intense than normal as well. Pikel reaches his hand into his pocket to scratch his Huge Sack, but, unlike normal, the tingle doesn't go away. "We'll, thats a bit annoying" Pikel thinks to himself. As he turns around, surveying his surroundings, he notices a familiar figure. It appearsto be Alena from Stonevale. "Thats wierd" he thinks, "I have never seen Alena here in the Otherworld. He zooms towards her on his magical carpet.

As Pikel approaches, Alena's eyes grow large and she yells "stay back you vile creature!". As she turns to run away, Pikel, remembering he is wearing his Crookback disguise still, yells "Alena Stop! Its me, Pikel". "Pikel?" Alena says, "I didnt recognize you with that costume, quite convincing, even down to the smell". She wrinkles her nose in disgust as the noxious fumes hit her. "Yeah, sorry about that", Pikel replies, "who would really believe I was a crookback if I didnt have the required stench?". "Quite right you are dear Pikel.. Uhh, ummm, what are you doing with your hand in your pocket there? Thats gross!". Turning bright red Pikel stammers a bit as he says "wha..what? Oh, that! I was just scratching my huge sack". "That's disgusting Pikel!" Alena says. "No, no! Its not what you think Alena, really. Here let me show you" he says, as he starts to pull his Huge Magical Sack from his pocket. Alena's eyes grow big as she sees Pikels Sack. "By the gods Pikel!" She exclaims, "that is the hugest sack I have ever seen!". "You like it?" Pikel asks. "Its Magnificent! May i touch it?" Alena asks. "We'll, i guess" Pikel says, "just be gentle with it please". Alena places her hands on Pikels Huge Magical Sack.

"So what are you doing here in the Otherworld Alena, you have never been one to travel much" says Pikel. "Otherworld?" Alena says, as she continues to stroke Pikels Huge Magical Sack, "what the hell are you talkin about Pikel? This is Stonevale, you have been here a thousand times, you know that!". "Stonevale? Doesnt look like Stonevale to me! I see the Otherworld". "Huh? You been gettin into the mushrooms again Pikel?" Alena says. "No, no, not tonight Alena, i am serious though, I see the Otherworld! You are here, but kinda not, like you are ethereal or something". "Ethereal? Big word there Pikel" Alena laughs. "Thanks, been doing some reading." Pikel says. "We'll, i dunno what to tell ya Pike, I am here in Stonevale, like always". "Very strange", Pikel says, "i gotta get to the bottom of this". Alena looks disappointed as Pikel pulls his Huge Sack away from her groping hands, placing it back into his pocket. "I see Rhona and Cantorix over there, let me go speak with them, maybe they can help me figure out whats going on".

Pikel approaches Rhona and Cantorix and when they see him, both grab their weapons a bit tighter. "Halt foul creature!" Cantorix says as he prepares to charge and Rhona starts the familiar incantation for a lightning spell. "Whoa, whoa!" Pikel shouts, "its me, Pikel!". "Pikel?!" Rhona says. "Yes its me, sorry bout the disguise, cant be too careful". "Crookbacks are such nasty creatures Pikel, you even smell like one, eww" Rhona says. "Hey Pike" Cantorix says, "you know why they are called crookbacks right?". "Umm, no Cantorix, why?". "Its cause their women are so ugly that the men have to bend..."Cantorix!" Rhona quickly interrupts, "that's just wrong! There are children around!". "But Pikel wants to know! Right Pike?" Says Cantorix. "Umm, no, haha, i probably dont Cantorix" Pikel replies, "i think i know where you were going with that, eww, makes my skin crawl! Besides, how would you know Can? Been making some late night trips into the Crookback Caverns have you?". "Hell no!" Says Can, "Rhona here would kill me". "He knows i would leave him so fast it would make his head spin!" Rhona says. "That's just plain disgusting anyways".

"So what brings you to Stonevale Pikel, Falgren decide to show his ugly face again?" Cantorix says. "See thats the thing, you are here, Rhona and Alena are too, but i dont see Stonevale, I see the Otherworld". "The Otherworld?" Rhona asks. "Yeah. Well, it looks like the Otherworld, but there is no one around, no dryads, no kelpies, nothing. Like another otherworld all together, its weird. "Uhh yeah, I would say that qualifies as weird" says Cantorix, "you on the shrooms again Pikel?". "Geez! A guys eats a bunch of mushrooms and runs around Stonevale naked ONE time and now thats all anyone thinks i do". "Haha, well it was pretty funny"says Cantorix, "purple unicorns, hahaha"." Yeah, I enjoyed the show" Rhoda says as she smiles at the memory. "We'll, no, i am not on the shrooms again", and i swear there really was a purple unicorn."Pikel says, blushing, "i do need to figure out what the hell is going on here though". "You should go talk to Firin, he can probably help you better than we can" says Cantorix. "Yes, Firin knows a lot aout portals and magic and stuff, go speak with him" says Rhona. "Will do guys, thanks for the help" says Pikel as he hops back on his magical carpet. "See you guys around".


Well dear reader, i must again take a break, many things to do now. If you would like to hear more about Pikels most strange adventure, dont foget to show the love by posting "i love Pikels Huge Magical Sack" and i will soon be back to tell ya more. Here is a pic of Pikel talking to Rhona and Cantorix in the Other Otherworld.

I love pikels magical sack! More!!!

Is it possible, pikel, that I might scratch your sack? My small sack ran out of magic, but WOW, that HUGE SACK of yours, might as well never run out of magic!

I love pikels huge magical sack!