Celtic Heroes

Posted: **Fri Sep 16, 2011 2:13 am**

Just a little joke to brighten your day:

Son:IPod
Daughter: IPhone
Mum: IPad
Dad: IPay
Any of you who has anymore jokes can put it here!

Posted: **Fri Sep 16, 2011 3:23 am**

Walks Into Bar
Walks Into a Bar A man walks in a bar with his iphone... He suddenly realises he needs to fart. He logs into Itunes and ups the volume thinking 'the music is loud no one will hear' So he farts... When he looks around, everyone's staring at him Then he realises... He was listening to his iphone with headphones.

OMG!!! That was pretty plerplexing!!!

Posted: **Fri Sep 16, 2011 3:53 pm**

World War I
An Italian and Russian general are watching a battle of their combined army versus the germans.
The Russian general realizes they are losing and says to the Italian general "We need to go down and lead our army to victory!!"
The russian general turns to his assitant and says "Valadimir, bring me my red shirt"
Italian General "Why a red shirt?"
Russian General "So if I get shot my men will not see me bleeding"
The Italian General turns to his assistant and says "Luigi, bring me my brown pants"

Posted: **Sat Sep 17, 2011 4:10 am**

A man bought a donkey from a seller.

Seller: Alright, when you say 'Thank God,' the donkey will run. When you say ' Praise Jesus' the donkey will stop.

Man : ok

The man tried out his donkey and said 'Thank God!' the donkey ran at lightening speed and the man immediately said ' Praise Jesus!' the donkey immediately stopped. The man look over his donkey and found they were at the edge of the cliff. He heaved a sigh of relief and said: ' Thank God!'

Posted: **Sat Sep 17, 2011 3:12 pm**

Posted: **Sun Sep 18, 2011 6:00 pm**

Here a joke i think Mal is not a woman but a man
well not a joke a shocking info

I am aware that she had sex change surgery to look like a woman
WATCH OUT FOR THE WO-MAN!

Posted: **Thu Jan 05, 2012 5:11 am**

hears a pretty childish joke but here goes

a parrot is released from a zoo on that day he comes across a robbery and he hears people shouting "SHOOT EM DOWN SHOOT EM DOWN" so the parrot replies copies and says "SHOOT EM DOWN SHOOT EM DOWN"
the next day the parrot comes across a well and there is a boy stuck in there people are crying out "PULL HIM UP PULL HIM UP" so the parrot says "PULL HIM UP PULL HIM UP"
on the 3rd day the parrot goes to a circus and hes hears the spokesmen say "HIT A FAT ONE AND WIN A PRIZE" so the parrot repeats him and says "HIT A FAT ONE AND WIN A PRIZE"

On the 4th and final day the parrot enters a church and he hears the priest say "The lord is below us" and the Parrot says SHOOT EM DOWN SHOOT EM DOWN" the priest glances at the parrot next the priest says "The devil is blow us" the parrot says "PULL HIM UP PULL HIM UP" the priest is quite angry now and throws his bible at the bird, the bird dodged it and the bible hit a fat lady and the parrot yelped "HIT A FAT ONE AND WIN A PRIZE"

JMCEW
P.S. this joke was a lot longer to type then say

Posted: **Sat Jan 14, 2012 7:45 pm**

heres a dumb ginger joke
theres a blonde
a browny
and a ginger
they got framed and were about to be shot
the blonde stands up getting ready
the gunman says "steady, aim-"
"HURRICANE!" says the blonde
they turned around and the blonde ran away
the browny lines up
"steady, aim-"
"TORNADO!" says the browny
they turned around and the browny ran away
the ginger comes up
"steadt, aim-"
"FIRE!" says the ginger
dead
God gave the ginger life again, feeling sorry for someone that dumb
escaping the police, they three went into the forst of doom
they were caught by a tribe of sasquatches
the sasquatches said that they must shove 10 fruit up their butt without showing any emotion or they will die
so they all come back with fruit
the blonde has apples
1,2,3,4- she passed out
eaten
the browny had blueberries
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9- he startes laughing
dead
in heaven the blonde says "why were you laughing"
"oh yeah, the ginger had pineapples"

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