Celtic Heroes

A funny little story i wrote, about monday mornings. Written in loving memory of Kril - who is still very much alive. Enjoy.


"Its 40 degrees and im sweatin like a goddesses in church as I dawdle hate-ing-ly toward the Office with a massive hang over.

Well dig me a hole and bury me alive this is gonna be a great day. Not. likeHTF can it be Monday - it was Friday two seconds ago. SERIOUSLY

Straight down the tavern i mean lunch room and make me some relaxing atmosphere... (uhhh too much CH on the weekend) And OMG WTFFFF who used all the milk?

SERIOUSLY milk is there for coffee you a**holes. WHY R U BRINGING UR CEREAL TO WORK??? YOU WANT ME TO RAGE.? Is that what u want? U want me to tip ur little coco poppy friends out the window? Yeah? ... OH MY GOD IM JUST GONNA SHAKE..

Ok rage over tnnx taylor xxOxx. back to the arena to equip my camo charm (Eg hide under desk while these milk stealing b**ches shovel coco pops into their fat cake holes), and fire up CH on the iPad- YESSSS! Fistpump??? Happier than a dog in a hub cap factory!

Anyway My boss....ALWAYS lagging Monday morning, he does fettles and drinks heaps of lix on the weekends at his mate troys house. Sandy told me.



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Oh my god. Im just gonna shake

Spend 10 minutes talking to my bosses while rolling up my sleeves on this ridiculous smock we have to wear to prevent our clothes from getting wet and bloody, I work at a butcher shop.

1. thing is to serve myself a cold Monster Energy Drink
(Im 17 only working in a youth pub)
Relax and wait till 1. ppl arrive
( waiting can be very relaxing when you got wifi here hehehe you know what true heroes do even at work or in the school under their tables: play their favourite mmorpg and thats not 5vs willi)

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1. thing is to serve myself a cold Monster Energy Drink
(Im 17 only working in a youth pub)
Relax and wait till 1. ppl arrive
( waiting can be very relaxing when you got wifi here hehehe you know what true heroes do even at work or in the school under their tables: play their favourite mmorpg and thats not 5vs willi)

~E~

Awesome! Whats a youth pub?

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1. thing is to serve myself a cold Monster Energy Drink
(Im 17 only working in a youth pub)
Relax and wait till 1. ppl arrive
( waiting can be very relaxing when you got wifi here hehehe you know what true heroes do even at work or in the school under their tables: play their favourite mmorpg and thats not 5vs willi)

~E~

Awesome! Whats a youth pub?

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That must be the pub where you bring your own alcohol?

No its something here in germany where people from lower ages can dance have party play xbox etc, open from 09:00-00:00 then we close so noones out without his or her parenst know
We server alcohol from 18:00-22:00 and only for people 16+ (legal age here)
Allthought its fun to meet new ppl etc

~E~

I get the *** to work because I am at my workplace. No time to *** around... Work for your money.