Celtic Heroes

Doomclaw is not up

Person: Yeahhh just got rarest staff 100 speed! I bet worth lots!
Friend: New chests out got that new motocycle whip 250 speed with a 'random' moto helmet!!! On my first 2 chests!

It's been 90 minutes and Killain has not spawned.

Oh wait...I am not laughing.

It takes 4 clicks to drop 1 pink garland from your inventory. And I still have several thousand to drop!

Oh wait... That is not funny either. -____-

Nobody is saying that warriors should beat with rogues on dps, but when warriors cant even beat healers on dps, then it is truly a joke. Traditionally, warriors are men of battle and as a level 190+ warrior who cant even one hit level 10 mobs while wearing dragonlord and tanking gear, then the game is broken.

Hopped on my level 106 warrior after reading this, went to eastern docks, one hit 4 level 13 skullcrusher scouts having 303 damage on my stats screen. That being no offhand or any damage boosting gear, just full met armour and meteoric sword. I really doubt you being 190 and in tank mode cannot one hit a level 10 mob..

Try killing a beltane mage on your mount. You cant chase them just by running so u need a mount and tell me if u can one hit it.

my mount1 hits them easy thunder dragonstaff

druids.

druids.

im sorry, you asked for FUNNY ch jokes, this is just the joke part.

I think the sound effects of our fellow toons are already funny CH jokes.

Slices someone with a blade/shoots someone with a firebolt - makes sound like you just slapped them across the face (pia pia pa pia tuck)
Gets hit - just plain lol (hard to interpret with letters... male : aw aw owh owh elgh ungh? female: hua hua egh egh eaih augh?)
Dies - makes sound of pleasure like you're taking a dump in the restroom (again hard to interpret with letters. hmmm... males: errruee, eeeeegh, aaauuugh, aaghaaa? females: eogh, uuuuuuuuh, aaeeuu?)

Well here's one
when you have reaches level 200 and have everything you need that's the moment you realize you need a life.

heres one :

*Testical Strike succeded*
King snorri bonchewer moans and curls up in a ball on the ground unable to protect himself