Celtic Heroes

So samkhan u have come back for more
Well bad idea just walk out that door,
Stop running ur mouth cuz its boring,
Just listen to my words as I'm roaring,
I bow down to u for your good try,
But its time to make u cry.

I laugh at your attempts to beat me,
You try and try but always fail,
It sounds to me that I'm the alpha male,
I lead u all,
And u all know that's the rule,

Come up with somethink new to try on me,
But then I will destroy it quickly,
U know that as I'm good as you,
And my raps outwit yours and my style does too.

Your stuff is like Da Ja Vu
i swear those rhymes i already used too
Your still running YOUR mouth saying how your the best and all
when really you've been stomped on, kicked at like a ball
and no not your nuttsack fool just drop this and fall
if you think your the best there is then let's see if you got what it takes
oh another please don't call yourself the best through only 2-3 pages for gods sake
look at how i do what i do
it's nothing old and it's nothing new
because the spectral i spit is all true
unlike you
who just popped out no where claiming #1 off the bat
when really your still a two bit tiny rat
all u can do is write words and chat
well like i told taggy already, i've lived it, you only write it, coz this spectral is tha thang that i do when on it
you might wanna hate me but i don't rap to hold hands anyway
i do my thing for the love and sake of my people
these bars are straight coming to your face like a water ripple
so boyyy don't try to league up this
you can fap around tap this
but never do you step directly head on against a master
this is all the same spectral i said my bars will ALWAYS be faster
you won't even see what hit u, BAM your biggest nightmare
your dead, your courspes is all over the place, i walk off don't even care
wanrned suckers like you stepping to me means your deathbed
that is what i said
but you had to go off acting high and mighty with your big girl talk
all you had to do is follow taggy like a 'TagAlong' which i would say not considered stalk
Now your time is up, it stopped at this line
it's ashame you didn't grow old enough to drink wine
i don't anyway
so better luck next time and try another day

Instead of skipping vowels in your swear words, which should be very rarely used, just use the last letter or two with asterisks (*) before. I don't want to have to edit 5 pages of posts!

Instead of skipping vowels in your swear words, which should be very rarely used, just use the last letter or two with asterisks (*) before. I don't want to have to edit 5 pages of posts!

Sorry volde.

x!

Go ahead im waiting ..
Cause if you are stating
That im bad at rap
You need to get a slap

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Instead of skipping vowels in your swear words, which should be very rarely used, just use the last letter or two with asterisks (*) before. I don't want to have to edit 5 pages of posts!

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Feel free to ban this user volde.

Volde told me one little secret
He gave me the choice
But I decided to keep it
But that was long ago and now the story should be told
This story is about a man,
A moderator, which I like to call Vold.
The secret?
He's old.
Green names set my ass to flame
I'm bold
But it's true
My IQ
Through the Roof
Want proof?
I'll hit submit.
So you can read this ****.
I'm legit.

Acutually he is fifteen
green or not he has always been
he makes a flight in every post
look at him! He can lock posts, edit some and boast
Infinaty your post was a little runny
it's out of date perfectly for him to make it funny
Moderator do your thing
btw i swear vold is your beta testing buddy?
It's a shame i never made it so i spammed OTM and made their inbox floody
i'm sam that's who be a tester
not some rotten cheese like infinaty who looks like esta

I'm not good at rapping
But at the game
I know more about it than a level 150
My gear is actually pretty nifty
I shoot my bow and arrow
Straight through your head
Now you're lying in a hospital
On the bed
I'm laughing in the corner as you scream
'Agh my head'
Yes it's me FrostKnight
Don't mess with me
I'm a pretty good rapper actually unlike thee
You see my words?
The best I got
Now you're in the the street smokin pot
You see me with my gear and you say
What?!
I'm the best, the greatest, the only
I shoot my bow and I make you pee
I'm finished for now but
I'll be back
Because I'm the king.

This is very long, but atleast it's kinda good. I suck at rapping. Admit it.

So I got this sweet new game
With no fortune and no fame
I think i'm so legit
When I get a 100 hit
I keep on killing mobs
Completing quests and jobs
Sending demons low
Where those pricks deserve to go
I finally get to the otherworld
Excited as hell with my flag unfurled
I go out and target an evil eye
Then Oh s**t! I f***ing die
F***ing great I say to myself
Dammit to hell I need more health
I head back to the druid pit
Feeling like a piece of s**t
I meet a Druid named jikasle
Who's name I cannot rhyme with
And we level and level
Til we could take on the devil
At first he is quiet
But he'd later defy it
And we go on a riot
And barely survive it
Damn trees killing me fast
My Druid heals me at last
I'm about to die
And I say with a sigh....
F**K I'M OUT OF IDOLS DAMMIT
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Then my Druid just says... Laaaaaaaaaaaag *troll face*
Then it's back on to training
My energy draining
Time to get rich I say
And s**t it's damn gay
So hard to get gold
This s**t's gettin old
I lend out an item
But next thing I know
That stupid b**ch scams me
And My "friend's" now a foe
So I say no more lending
But s**t I'm too nice
Lendin out items
To "friends" with hearts made of ice
I get in account trading and s**t
Until finally I'm hit
Everything gone, everything taken
Like a f***ing pill devoured by Satan
I give up on the game
I've lost all my fame
people think that I scammed
Though I was the victim
Then I get f***ing slammed
When a friend of mine beattz
Believes all these rumors
I'm trampled under his cleats
Now that I've quit
I'm so f***ing bored
Nothing to do
'xept Be f***ing ignored
Crushed by the weight
That maybe, just maybe, I quit too damn late

Boy did I cuss a lot! Sorry Volde :p

-Original Axeshredder

Don't even bother
For someone who i think couldn't even beat Nicki Manaj's mother
You calling my flow old?
lol that's a little cold
coming from someone using the same rhymes as me
let's make one thing clear, i'm the beast, and u are for me to feast
your rythm was so off the bars you were writing you couldn't even see
Before i make you bleed
i'll give you a chance to pleed
and fool don't mention non sense again like weed -.-
you can run now while you can
or come to me and i'll give yo ass the bigggest tan
you don't step to your nightmare
hearing a low rank talk against a prince? yo that's rare
i'll make you wish you were never born
your sh*ty rap is now just torn
you can find me in the morning or dawn
i'll still be here ready to put suckers out and pawn
Don't even think about stepping to me, it's not worth the misery and failures
do yourself a favour and back away, oh don't worry i'll promise your land as you one of the saviours
so from here on out, i expect to see you go off into the sunset as the sailor

So the story ended, theres a book for it said...
"This child stepped to samkhan and ended up humilated all shy and red
his flow wasn't bad, but it wasn't the best compared to sammy's who's just tore it apart like being fed
The young brave child's name came into play, it was nothing more than Left4Dead"

welcome back, aint one for f*gs but your ryhme was just bad,
please keep the war, outta my bar.
your on a rage, on the stage but its time to step down,
your moment is up so turn down the lights all attention to me,
swearing aint the clothes, so watch what your wearing it aint cool.
besides, peace is not the way to make your life sweet,
but sometimes lifes not sweet and we needa step it up!
step out the way imma rage for you nonsakes!
sh*ts bout to get real, so watch how you feel,
i dont insult much so watch out my clutch,
your rap aint got flavour so imma show you your labour,
come back when your whack and your trash is out the door.